No Coin began as a straight faced parody on Bitcointalk.org 2014 post during the early rush of altcoins. While new coins promised novel algorithms and breakthrough utility, No Coin promised nothing at all. No supply. No mining. No roadmap. No future plans. The absence was the point. A decade later, this revival brings the joke into the present. It pays tribute to the culture that shaped early crypto and reintroduces the humor that kept the space grounded. The project stays loyal to its roots by treating nothingness as the entire identity.